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Beth is playful and pure, and sometimes almost childlike. But Beth also can be serious and sometimes surprisingly sad, because she has seen things and can connect to other people's feelings. Beth can astonish you with the depth of judgement, and then she smiles and makes it all feel fun. Beth doesn't play mind games, and tells it like it is, but is always mindful of not hurting people, and finds a way to make you accept the truth with gratitude. Beth cares deeply about people, and does a million gentle things for everyone so effortlessly and not for show, that it almost may come unnoticed, but everybody feels great around Beth. If you suffer, go see Beth and she will take away your sorrow with her gentle touch and a soft word, and make you laugh with her wonderful, free-spirited sense of humor. When you meet Beth you'll want to get closer. You'll want to hang out with Beth as often as you can, and Beth would like that very much. And if like takes you to another side of the world and you never see beth again, even many years later, every once in a while you'll remember Beth as the greatest, kindest and most fun person you've ever met, because of how deeply she touched her heart.
Are you crying? Come, let's go see Beth!
Tells awesome dad jokes , makes great margaritas, has a lot of red flags though beware ! She almost climbs v5 and needs help hanging her curtains. She is a talented pianist ( so she says ) and will smite you with her beauty. Beware of this one !
Beth is here , better just leave now before she kills us all !
a wonderful girl who is amazing in every way, ever possible. the most caring, selfless person who has the kindest and purest heart ever. she will always be appreciated and loved. always. someone hopes to make up for the love that has been lost throughout the years, and hopes to spend many more years with her. <3
damn, beth's girlfriend is hella lucky to have caught her
Beth is the most beautiful girl i know. With the sweetest eyes you could ever imagine and the most perfect lips to complement them. Beth is kind, caring, hilariously funny but most importantly the cutest person I’ve ever had the pleasure to be with. When I am down, she makes me happy and when she is down I try to do everything in my power to make her happy too (even if we’ve just fallen out over a debate on sexual harassment) but no matter what, whatever happens ever, I will always well and truly love Beth.
Guy 1 (tom): “why is Beth so goddam beautiful”
Addicted to purple helmet warriors, a Beth will crawl out of the darkness at the slightest sound of a windmilling trouser snake. A Beth is a hoarder of one-eyed trouser trouts this material makes up the main building fabric of her nest.
Where are the boys at? Must be a Beth about.
What’s the difference between a box a rocks and Beth nothing?
BRANDON: OMG BETH YOUR DOGS SMELL LIKE SHIT
An amazing person.
She has the perfect body even though she's insecure about it.
She is blunt about everything and sarcasm is like her second language.
She's beautiful and doesn't even realise it. She can be super shy too. So if you want any form of relationships, you'd probably have to do the talking, but once she gets to know you, she'll open up and be more out going.
Really great on insults, so if you pick a fight with her, don't expect to finish it without a severely damaged ego.
Its also really funny if you're her friend watch her complain about someone stupid, because she just uses sarcasm to insult them and with her it gets brutal.
All in all, she has an amazing heart and doesn't even realise it along with her beauty.
And if you ever meet a Beth treat her right and don't let go, because not only an amazing person, she gives great advice and works out awesomely as a best friend.
*Rude Chick* Ha ha Beth! You failed!
*Beth* Ya so did your dads condom
*Beth's friend is cracking up but trying not to be rude*