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Bible Thumper

When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.

You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper

by Dezzy_Yvonne May 31, 2010

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bible basher

A religious person who is obsessivily you could say, and insanely into his or her religion. They tend to 'bash on' about their religion and try to feed it to you. No disrespect to their religious beliefs, but knowing a bible basher can somtimes get sticky. They tend to be very preotective over their religion, and know nearly everything about it. They will argue the point, and during times of bashing, can become quite violent.

Bible Basher: <*rabbits on about some Bible stuff*>

Little Jonny: What is he talking about Dad? I'm a little scared.

Jonny's father: Oh jus ignore him, he's a bible basher.

by Gma June 3, 2005

244๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


bible belt

A place where the good ol'boys in the south are convinced they're goin to heaven even though the night before the banged their sister, cheated on their taxes, ate enough fried catfish to be called a gluton, and drank so much Busch beer they woke up on the front porch... and thats a typical saturday night right before sunday for someone that practices and believes the bible belt is the only way...most are ignorant baptist who refuse to change with society most of which are probably KKK members. you can spot these people pretty easily by their lack of intellect and refusal of anything modern...especially the belief once you believe your going to heaven WOW WOW thats a bold statement....

Idiots live in the bible belt

by Billy jac September 15, 2006

492๐Ÿ‘ 298๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible thumper

someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.

I had to get away from that bible thumper.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible Thumper

one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible

George Bush is a Bible Thumper

by GC Ender January 13, 2005

197๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


bible banger

These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.

Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...

Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!

by Bananafish June 28, 2005

347๐Ÿ‘ 209๐Ÿ‘Ž


bible blasting

When Godโ€™s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 14, 2018