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When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.
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1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad
Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.
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When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs
Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...
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An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.
Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.
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Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.
Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.
Him: oh wow, yummy.
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What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
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One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.