pig in a blanket

When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.

She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.

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twat blanket

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad

Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.

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pig in a blanket

When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs

Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...

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Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

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Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.

Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.

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the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!

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Clout Blanket

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.

Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!