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Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.
I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!
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Similar to putting someone on blast, "sound blast" is to expose one's personal, private or embarrassing information on another level in front of others. This term originated in Miami, FL.
Customer: Girl, I like how you be pourin' that ice in the soda machine!
Tamika: Boy, you crazy yellin' up in here!
Gary: Bitch, that man just put yo' ass on SOUND BLAST!
Jason: Bro, this is turning into a heat up, le ri.
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The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.
Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.
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also known as queef blastin. q-blasting is a queef so powerful that it is categorized as a "blast" one major side effect among many others is known as "cft" otherwise known as cunt force trauma wherein the victim is sprayed with pussy sauce so forcefully that the victim's DNA bonds with the pussy sauce. the victim then forever smells like pussy sauce until his dying days. q-blasting is also known to be the #1 cause of homelessness across the world
-hey did you see jacob today?
-yea, he's not doing too well..
-really why?
-his mom q-blasted him.
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1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will
1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.
2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!
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when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.
man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.
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A pokemon technique with the uncanny ability to miss it's target at the precise moment of critical importance
My Gengar outsped the enemy's Tyranitar and used focus blast, but it missed and the enemy's Tyranitar swept my team.
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