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Thinking the person your in love with is perfect and has absolutely no flaws for a period of time (usually around a month)
Ann: Gosh, he's so perfect!
Lisa: No he's not, do you not see how much of a slob he is? And he shows off ALL THE TIME.
Ann: Really? No, he doesn't!
Lisa: You're soooo love blind.
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Finding an object required by pure luck in a time of need.
walking round your house searching for your car keys when you have an interview in 45Mins and you manage to find your keys in time. As you came across them by very fortunate chance.
john looked for his mouth guard on the field and randomly stubbled across it by blind luck.
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A dark room, full of people, similar to pin the tail on the donkey, except sexual.
I would never take my wife to a blind tailgunner party; I've got to kiss that mouth!
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The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.
I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind
M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.
Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!
Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
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1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.
2. A popular YouTube channel.
Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!
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blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.
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Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
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