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The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.
Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.
Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!
It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist
GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday
They’re the best people he has met!!!
P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”
When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"
"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."
"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"
"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!