the dogs bollocks

Special style Korean meatballs.

Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.

Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.

Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*

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bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.

1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.

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bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

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go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.

"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"

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bollock lick

licking of the testicles, usually enjoyed by ginger men with glasses.

Alan: Ohh yeah time for a bollock lick on my ginger ball sack.
Laura: YUM!

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top bollocks

something, or someone that is the best in their company or position

shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it

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bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

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