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Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.
AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk
Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"
-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.
“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”