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The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal
Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
What bonkulous weather we’re having today.
I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.
Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound
OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing
He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison