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The round, soft, "gooshy" item that fills out women's shirts.
The bra was invented for this body part.
Located on the chest, not stomache.
For sick perverted guy's, these give them great pleasure.
"Dude, check out her boobs."
"Her boobs are.... Gooshy?
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Boobs, Noun. - Mountains of Happiness
Her mountains of happiness (boobs) make my pee pee tingle
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Things that people glorify way too much.
"Damn, that chick has amazing boobs!"
"Who fucking cares?"
"Any straight guy, ho!"
"Sigh... What am I to do with you?"
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Plump jiggly succulent spheres on a woman's body , that are absolutely a distraction, they jiggle , bounce , and have pointy bits that protude out ofv them , those are called nipples. Boobs love to be sucked, snuggled and playEd with of course!
Kate today was wearing no bra , her nipples were piercing through her shirt as her boobs jiggled through the hallway . Kate rushed to the bathroom and I snuck in , she took off her shirt and it revealed two big mammary glands . She massaged them with pleasure and rubbed her pussy that was soaked.
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One of the many things women get in a divorce. Usually Wrecked.
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Preparation, uses, and tips
Boobs are always eaten raw because heating can cause them to become bitter. They can be added to cooked dishes just before serving. Boobs are most commonly used to make the Mexican dip called guacamole, a mixture of mashed boobs, lime juice, tomatoes, and hot peppers. Boob slices can also be added to salads, sandwiches, or sauces. Mashed boobs is a good spread for toast, bagels, or sandwiches, and can be used to top chili or a baked potato. It makes a healthful replacement for sour cream, butter, or margarine. Boob halves can be stuffed with tuna, chicken, or crab salad.
To prepare a boob, slice in half, remove the pit, and scoop out the flesh. Discard the skin and pit. Boob flesh darkens quickly when exposed to air. While this doesn’t present any health hazard, it makes the boob look less appealing. To prevent this from occurring, rub boobs with lime or lemon juice, or mix about ½ tablespoon (7mL) of juice into mashed or puréed boobs.
Buying and storing tips
Look for boobs that are heavy for their size and are free of bruises and dark sunken spots. Unripe boobs are hard to the touch. Place them in a brown paper bag at room temperature for two to three days to ripen. They are ready to eat when slightly soft. Once ripe, they should be stored in the refrigerator and used within two to three days. To freeze boobs, remove the skin and pit and purée the flesh with ½ tablespoon (7mL) of lemon or lime juice per boob. Pack in an airtight container and freeze for up to five months. Boob slices and halves do not freeze well.
Varieties
Although there are about a hundred varieties of boobs, only a few are grown and consumed in the United States. The most commonly available variety is the Haas tit, a dark-green, pebbly skinned booby grown in California that is available year-round. Fuerte tittahs are medium green and have a smoother skin. Grown in California, they are available in the fall and winter. Florida boobs are larger than those from California, have a smoother skin, and are lower in fat. Some jumbo boobs may be slightly lower in fat as well.
Marvin Gaye
Man 1: I friggin' love this guacamole. Where did you get this?
Man 2: I made it. From scratch.
Man 1: Really?
Woman: Hey guy's, what choo eatin'?
Man 2: Fresh boobs
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a ginormouse mountain, which is really nice (:
Amanda G. doesnt have any boobs, not like eliza (:
i got you good amanda.
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