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A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
A Nigga that gets off to fucking in the discord chat while everyone listenin. He thinks damn lemme get laid and pops into the discord chat so everyone can hear
Damn he really just pulled a Brandon
Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
brandon is one of the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh, and put a smile on your face for the whole day. he’s my favorite person. his personality, looks, and everything all together amazes me because he is so perfect. every single little thing he does keeps amazing me everyday and he is truly my soulmate. my everything. don’t ever doubt dating brandon bc he will change your perspective on anything. makes you see the world for what it is and helps you love yourself. he’s the type of person of not having good memory and very picky about his food. he tries to not make you uncomfortable on intimate moments. he makes you feel that special spark that you’ve never felt before, just like fireworks or rollercoasters. he is athletic and hopefully only loves one person forever.
i would love brandon even through an apocalypse.