Buying Credit

The modern day information age version of the old, "I'm off to buy a pack of cigarettes"
generally this means the person in question is never to be seen again.

Todd : Alright Andrew, after this game of pool, ill verse you.

Andrew : Yeah alright, i just have to duck out and buy some credit first.

*10 minutes later*

Brodie : Todd dude, were never seeing him again.

Todd: Ohhhhhhh, he was buying credit, damn.

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buy party sin

Buy party sin
The only common ground(s) the insatiable erected members of the US Political Parties will ever agree on, albeit strictly behind bedroom doors per personal special interests, and in unanimous denial in public.

Epstein's island was truly the off the record Capitol of buy party sin effort.

buy burn and return

Purchasing software or music or videos from Costco with the intent of burning an illegal copy, then returning the original for credit.

I couldn't afford Premier Pro, so I did a buy burn and return and got it for 50 cents. It's a rip but I don't care. They burn us on the price, so we burn them at the return counter.

don’t buy the mug

urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug

who actually buys it ?

“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”

just don’t buy the mug

Munchausen Buy Product

A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.

My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

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buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

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