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That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!
When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.
"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"
(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?