Fuck California

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.

Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather

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California Handstand

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

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California Camry

A less boujee term used to describe the Tesla Model 3 when the owner wishes to not sound like a dick.

Yeah so I have the Tesla 3, but I don’t wanna get into the Tesla Gloryhole thing so if people ask I just say it’s a California Camry

California weekend

code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.

Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)

California Mudslide

When you are in a 69 with a chick and she let's go and shits on your face.

I was in a 69 with my girl last night and the bitch pulled a California Mudslide on me.

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California Carry

Carrying a concealed handgun with the grip inserted into your asshole

Look at that dude in the leather chaps walking funny, he either just got out of prison or he is California carrying

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California Rewind

Taking a giant dump in a public bathroom and wiping your ass without ripping the toilet paper, then rolling the muddy brown toilet paper back up on the roll.

-Dude I just did a California Rewind in that bathroom.