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Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019


callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal

Callum Penn is fit

by Crex6 February 6, 2018


Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.

Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple

by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020


callum cato

Callum cato can be a kind-hearted, gorgeous, handsome , man but boy oh boy can he be evil.for example one time you meet for the first time everything is nice and smooth and hes rlly growing on you then you finnally confess feeling date for a bit then you brake up then his an utter bitch. Who is horrible makes you insecure and treats you like a stranger.and gets a re bound 5 days after you brake up <3

Friend 1: y/n isnt that your ex callum cato?
Friend 2 : omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was really nice until we broke up now hes an asshole

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021


callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3

Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021


Callum marshall

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor

Look it’s callum marshall

by Mullac November 22, 2021


Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.

Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?

by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 17, 2022