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calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020


Alright calm down John

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022


Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023


better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv June 28, 2005


Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.

Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.

by TitsFromDahisar November 8, 2019


Woah woah calm down jamal

Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot

Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm

by Ayohow you doinjamal May 26, 2022


calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 25, 2022