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A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
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A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.
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A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?
Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
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An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.
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A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
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When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...
He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
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A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!
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