Canadian Idiot

The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)

Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"

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Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

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Canadian girls

Hottest French girls you'll ever find in the western world. They're respectful and have dignity and self respect and they know how to have fun without drugs or alcohol. They're also way better then American women.

Guy 1: dang see those Canadian girls over there

Guy 2: yeah man she's smoking hot

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Canadian Goose

The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.

Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there

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Wet Canadian

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.

"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

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Canadian Winter

This is when a group of men "make it snow" on a willing female participant. The female is usually willing after a stretch of being neglected for video games.

First brought up by Doc Collins the resident love guru on the Gamerwok Podcast

My xbox RRoD'd so I started paying attention to my girlfriend. Instead of playing multiplayer on Halo me and my friends had a Canadian Winter

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canadian tobacco

The herbal supplement also known as Marijuana. Can retain to any specie or strand of cannabis sativa.

Hey, now what are yall fellas smoking?

A little thing we like to call 'canadian tobacco (tobaccer)' and sich.

Well golly gee, i's gots to try me some of that.

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