The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)
Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"
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unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases
Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!
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Hottest French girls you'll ever find in the western world. They're respectful and have dignity and self respect and they know how to have fun without drugs or alcohol. They're also way better then American women.
Guy 1: dang see those Canadian girls over there
Guy 2: yeah man she's smoking hot
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A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.
"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."
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A sexual act in which a male puts ice cubes in the girls rectum and proceeds with anal intercourse. Once the ice cubes melt to become water, the man shakes the women violently as if she were a cocktail, and then finally dispenses the cocktail into your choice of glassware. Drinking said cocktail is mandatory, or else why would you do this?
Mom: Did you get drunk last night?
James: No mom, I just had the usual Canadian Cocktail.
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The herbal supplement also known as Marijuana. Can retain to any specie or strand of cannabis sativa.
Hey, now what are yall fellas smoking?
A little thing we like to call 'canadian tobacco (tobaccer)' and sich.
Well golly gee, i's gots to try me some of that.
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This is when a group of men "make it snow" on a willing female participant. The female is usually willing after a stretch of being neglected for video games.
First brought up by Doc Collins the resident love guru on the Gamerwok Podcast
My xbox RRoD'd so I started paying attention to my girlfriend. Instead of playing multiplayer on Halo me and my friends had a Canadian Winter
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