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A peninsula in Nova Scotia. Often mistaken as a real island. (never tell a caper that his island isnt a real island). nice scenery and that's about it. locals think it is the best place in the world (since they have never made it out of the maritimes). way to many Scottish People who all know each other.
Halifax person: Where are you from?
caper: im from cape Breton island!
Halifax person: don't you mean cape Breton peninsula?
caper: f**k you! i don't care what a map says its a real island!
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The bitches with the dough.
Cape Girls got the hook ups.
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True Cape Cod girls (meaning born and raised here) are tough but loveable. Always up for a good time, whether that be driving around aimlessly, party at the beach, or walking around town spending hard-earned, grueling restaurant-work cash. The real ones are down to earth, but might get humor out of giving you misleading driving directions. Going to watch the sunset is a legitmate near everyday event, and their uncle or father owns a fishing boat that they have worked on before. They don't mind getting dirty, and are honest, level-headed chicks. Keep em around.
Lower Cape Girls are real Cape girls.
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piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.
look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.
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A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.
Shawn: Man that broad wouldn't go down on me!
Henry: I know she told me you had a Cape Cod.
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also to be found in South Africa, i.e. Cape Town.
Display frighteningly similar traits to Cape Girls (USA). But as soon as they grow up, get married and have children they suddenly discover God.
Behaviour becomes holier than thou and they immediately lose all memory of prior sluttish, boorish, etc. behaviour.
That xxxxxxx, what a f**king hypocrite! Oh, and she's fat and opinionated.
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fun, the preppiest, easy-going chill girls, that live to have a good time, party, and hang at the beach. they live for lilly pulitzer, polo, and lacoste, and vacation on nantucket,and martha's vineyard. although the summer seasons are tough with the streets JAM PACKED with tourists, they still find ways to live up the summers on the cape!!whether its chilling at the beach, or drinking and lovin the house party's, they have fun. they shop at the sweetest places on the cape-mashpee commons, main street hyannis, or anywhere in nantucket or martha's vineyard. using words like "wicked" and "pissa" cape girls are sexy, fun. energetic, and unlike any others!!
jaime-hey i feel the need to splurge, lets get on the island queen and spend the day on the vineyard.
caitlyn-yea! that sounds like wicked fun!! i need a new lilly shirt too.
jaime-its nice out and it will be like WICKED tourist packed though
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