Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation”
Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care
A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."
Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
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----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
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You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.
Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”
J: OMG I just g0t gank'd.
S: c__ <-- My care cup is empty mufu.
J: :<
July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself
“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”
1. A wellness practice engaged in by humans no matter the gender, taking an active role in nurturing and balance the masculine aspects of themselves to lead more fulfilled lives
"His-care is an essential to freeing oneself from self-limiting routines"
Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.
Man: Oh I almost cared