Take care

Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation”

Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care

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care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

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No one cares

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.

Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”

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Care cup

Shows lack of interest.

J: OMG I just g0t gank'd.
S: c__ <-- My care cup is empty mufu.
J: :<

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Self Care

July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself

“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”

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His-Care

1. A wellness practice engaged in by humans no matter the gender, taking an active role in nurturing and balance the masculine aspects of themselves to lead more fulfilled lives

"His-care is an essential to freeing oneself from self-limiting routines"

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almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

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