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Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
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The act of shitting into a condem (preferably wet diarehea), then freezing it in preparation for inserting into oneself or another.
Hey dude, I totally put this icey carl into this chick last night.
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A guy takes a dump on a woman while she is covered by plastic wrap as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Cold Carl."
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Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.
Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member
The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.
I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.
Kill someone and then poop on there face
A: I'm gonna kill you and poop on your face!
B: Don't poop on my face.
C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!
Dumb a total shithead and a homo.He is homeless and has no friends plus he's a retard.
WHOs That
Oh its just Carl-Axel is a homo
Okay