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During a random sexual encounter in a truck stop bathroom, One grabs a hold of the lock to the stall, and violently switches it from the locked to the unlocked position until an orgasm is reached by both individuals.... be he man.. or woman.
I just got sauve carled by seabass.
Carl the camel-
Carl, he camel, he pretty cool camel, he’s just a motherfucking camel vibing in a trailer
George : hey is that Carl?
Zac : yeah Carl the camel!
Carl : *shits on floor*
Dumb a total shithead and a homo.He is homeless and has no friends plus he's a retard.
WHOs That
Oh its just Carl-Axel is a homo
Okay
The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
Carl Gustav, a nordic name meant for kings and princes. Carl Gustav is usually a tall handsome leader with long thick hair. He is often surrounded with people almost everywhere he goes, like a cabin in the woods for example. He sometimes takes substances like marijuana but doesn’t let it get in the way of his social life and job/education. He is very compassionate and good in bed as well.
Carl Gustav is such a good lover.
The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.
I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.
Kill someone and then poop on there face
A: I'm gonna kill you and poop on your face!
B: Don't poop on my face.
C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!