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A beautiful town in Placer County, CA. Most people think Roseville is full of snobs but 99% of them still live at home with their mamas and play keyboard gangstas online so nobody cares what those vapid people think. Roseville has tons of restaurants from Burgers and Fries, to Lobster and Kobe Beef. They have a booming economy and yes, a beautiful mall. Roseville has played host recently to many well known celebrities who have opened their own businesses here.
Roseville High School is home to the Tigers and they have the best color guard team in the state!
The people here are generally friendly, caring and have a wonderful sense of community.
Roseville Police Department does not hesitate to put the smack down on perpetrators of the law and tend to be warm, personable, and good looking badasses! THANK YOU RPD!!!!!!!
To sum it up: Roseville Rocks & haters are sissy LA las who still live at home with their Mamas.
Roseville Ca is Awesome
Awesome
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Los Altos is one of the general suburbs of the Silicon Valley. The population is about 28,000. Many Corporate big-shots and other rich notables live in Los Altos or Los Altos Hills. The town is said to be one of the most bigoted towns in the world. Los Altos is often considered a fake town seeing as it has no major industry (commercial zones are restricted), it imports far more capital than it exports, it is generally isolated (Los Altans are rarely familiar with the outside world, except for their summer home in Europe), they have brown street signs, and there are few sidewalks or street lamps.
Oh, you're from Los Altos, CA. No wonder...
I hate Los Altos, CA! I like totally want to get out of here. It's so like fake!
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Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
abbie-ca-dabie is a very chevron person. she (or he if you prefer) has her ups and downs. she enjoys apple peelings and bocter bepper. she has her days... but she will always get worse. one of her pets dies every 20 seconds !! rip beaux ... and toni ... and terri ... and izzy ... and piles ... and casonova ... and her seven fish ... ♾
abbie-ca-dabie stabbed her in the elbow.. haha lol. abbie-ca-dabie and her loving mum.
Ca Wor Dow is an abbreviated sentence for Cut Words Down, and one I just dropped into a conversation once, when my idiot high school teacher was saying a bunch of abbreviations to me that didn't mean anything.
This saying is to be used to mock others when they are constantly using abbreviations way too much in a sentence. It is best used in mid-conversation, when you can interrupt them with "omg, I ca wor dow too ... " what your really saying, "omg, I cut words down too!" (trick: you need to sound over enthusiastic for them to feel like an idiot).
The conversation normally ends there. Work well done.
Person 1 "Carl, can you please put the AC on, then carry the 1 over to the PC, and SMS me the deets, so I can flick me Mrs a MMS, and carry the 1 over there? Yep if you could do that asap, then I can fax all these abbrevs over to the manny. I cant go out on Sat though, ill be hung for sure, thought I'd let you know bro, but let me know what your down 3 on sun"
Me: "Fuck your dick. Ca Wor Dowing aint that spesh bro! How the fuck do you breath when you say all that?!"
Rapper originally from Doylestown, Pennsylvania. Know for ridiculousness in rhymes, compared to Mike Jones or Dave Chapelle's Fistdacuffs. YouTube promoted Military rapper. Still fighting in our nations Army. Currently in Afghanistan. Produced, and edited himself. Mostly comedy style rap, with some serious songs. Exaggerated ego.
You think you invented the word merked?, you got a Hot Ca$h ego! That shit so bad it's funny, Hot Ca$h style.
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a town where CHEDDAR BOB hangs out in. the government has been watching this town for many a year, waiting for CHEDDAR BOB to slip up. but it has yet to happen...
Brentwood CA may seem like a nice, simple place where petty thefts occur more than anywhere else, however, if you only truly knew what CHEDDAR BOB has been up to, you would never step foot into the town
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