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a girl who does not know when to shut the fuck up. definition of an idiot. do not be friends with a cassidy.
cassidy’s hair is so frizzy it has its own electrical current.
When a conversation you think is going to be sensible and serious descends into flirting and innuendo so crude your toes curl and you laugh out loud on public transport.
Did you have a chat with that girl last night
Yeah... it went cassidy so quickly, she's got a filthy mind.
Cassidy is a cunning linguist, a fucking gymnast; he will cunnilingus on your
pussy lips like a cookies n' cream thickshake.
Some people say that
he has delusions of grandeur, however his grandeur is in no way a delusion; as when he simply makes eye contact with any female, their G-Spots explode like Hiroshima X 911.
He is a multi-millionaire philanthropist and humanitarian; He will turn any man's girlfriend into an aquarium full of fish.
He is also super sensitive and caring. As the leader of The International Feminists Association For Feminists, he is the number one women's rights activist in the entire world
Cassidy is a God amongst men
Cassidy, I have your results in and your penis weighs exactly 11 kilograms
The vengeful spirit; Golden Freddy.
*sees a picture of Cassidy* WAS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY!?
Cassidy is a very sexy and hot individual who is known for having sex with Maddox’s mom on multiple occasions.
Woah did you hear that Cassidy got Maddox’s mom pregnant!
Cassidy is the type of girl you say you didn't smash but you very well know you did she haunts you in your dreams and she is the type to start a fight for the stupidest reasons and basically every guy has tap that . her vag wider than a street tunnel.
"hey man you tap that street rat Cassidy, Nah man i swear i didn't touch that hoe."