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The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him.
In the 1300-1600's anyone who was not Catholic was murdered by these "Godly" people. Yup. Torture chambers, iron maidens, thumbscrews, anal pears, the whole bit. Not to mention beheading and burning at the stake.
The catholics DID NOT however, persecute atheists (surprise?)
Protestant religions, despite getting whacked out of existence as soon as the Catholics found out of their being, finally managed to prosper in the 1600's and eventually found their way to America. Then the Catholics showed up... *chop* *chop*
The Catholics also support homosexual activities. A "live as you please and then confess" lifestyle and such. You can sin all you want and confessing will make it legit.
When monks/priests and other "laymen" take a vow of celebacy, it is only in regards to women, children/young boys are not off limits.
"Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!"
"Dude, you go out with a catholic girl? Your ass woulda been ashes for that not too many years ago. The catholic church doesn't like you infidels."
"So, how long has your little cousin been going to confession? Let's check his anus and see how loose it is, you catch him"
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A derogatory name for a bible basher.
My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.
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When a girl is about to do down on you, do the Christian Doctrine of the Trinity. Also, you should put your hand on her head to add to the effect.
Bro, my girlfriend gave me the best head last night by doing The Roman Catholic.
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Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.
Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.
If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!
Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?
Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!
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siblings born within 12 months of each other
Most likely, those two are catholic twins.
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Not all they're cracked up to be.
Catholic schoolgirls really aren't that hot.
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when one is jewed in the presence of an actual jew this term is used instead of "jew" to avoid crucifixion
Zahal really roman catholiced me last nightt
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