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Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.
A creature that you'll love, despite how much they keep you up and night and attack your hands.
"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."
Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog
A small, (usually) furry animal that will meow for attention, and when you go to pet it, it will either bite or scratch your hand off. They also bring some funny moments.
Person #1: "Why do you have so many scratches on you?"
Person #2: "Oh, my cat got mad."
A cat is a other word for a nitty and is dirty and will rob you blind just to get there drugs
Yo look at them cats on the block
A small, fast and muscular feline.
Cats were domesticated by humans and are often kept as pets.
Cats are known for their cuteness and how playful they are.
They often seek the warmth and food of Human shelters.
Cats are active at night.
They hunt small mammals and birds. (For example: Rabbits, Mice, and many more.)
Cats have very good eyesight and hearing.
Example 1:
THE CHILDREN: Dad, can we get a cat?
Dad: No.
THE CHILDREN: *proceeds to destroy all of dad's possessions*
Example 2:
A cat sneaked through the dark forest, listening and ready to catch anything that gets in it's path.
Example 3: Just check wikipedia instead of looking this up on the urban dictionary, dumbo.