Sleeper cell

When a buddy is hanging with you and starts talking to a girl, then throws you under the bus to try and get some from her. He turns his back on his boys to further the chase.

Jake just went sleeper cell on me and Jethro at the bar to get after the married chick.

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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

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cell phone

Cell Phone (Cellular Phone, Cellphone, Cancer-stick.) N.:

The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.

Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.

Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.

So I got my first Cell Phone Friday... and I heard my wallet crying in agony.

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peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

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cell membrane

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.

"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."

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cell block

A housing unit in the prison.

Where you live after some shit goes down.

Many but holes get tapped up In the cell block

I was up in the cell block throwing dice son with my homie Colm.

Don't black Dave's ass look all good up in the cell block?

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cell division

when a bunch of people are gathered together but not talking to each other because they're messing with their cell phones and acting stupid

Those four people on their phones are ignorant - total cell division.

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