bowel of cereal

This is the gross mid-day dump following a high in fiber breakfast cereal or granola.

RandALL was in the bathroom for 20 minutes eliminating his bowel of cereal. I almost vomited from the stench. He did not wipe.

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cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

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ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

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Cereal Sawdust

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.

I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.

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hobo cereal

A method of eating cereal without using a spoon or bowl.

To eat hobo cereal, one first puts the dry cereal from either the box or a baggie directly into their mouth without chewing it, then takes a drink of milk from a carton or coffee cup and eats it like they would normal cereal.

When I'm late for work in the morning and don't have time to make myself breakfast, I pack some hobo cereal and eat it on the way.

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Cereal Box

Your girlfreind, your crush; your ability to get a girfreind

"Hey, do you have any cereal boxes"

"Nah man, i dont have any game"

"Lame"

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Fo' cereal

1. A phrase which is similar too if not transferable with the phrase "for serious". Might not be considered a simile though.

2. Refers to a retarded duck that pisses on grapes and eats vanilla wafers.

3. "I am cereal"-meaning i am cereal, stop eating me!

1. Willy Wonka: Dude all the classes are two hours longer!
Tom Cruise: Dude are you Fo' cereal!?

2. Fo' cereal get your ignorant ass off my grapes!!!

3. Ouch! My cardboard innards are falling all over the place...oh sweet lawd jeebus chrysler...spare an old Fo' cereal so'!!!

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