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When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.
After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.
When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.
"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."
"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"
When someone farts in the car and you roll down the windows. Like a bullet that has been taken out of the chamber of a pistol, the fart can no longer hurt anyone.
"Oh, my god, Aaron just ripped shit."
"Clear the chamber! Clear the chamber!"
The person who rolls the windows down is clearing the chamber.
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The result of feminists and SJW's threathening, shaming, doxxing, and intimidating people into silence to prevent anyone from questioning and examining the ideology of the movement, further spreading false information and ruining people's lives and reputations.
Person 1: "There was no evidence that she was raped. So there no need to continue with the case."
Feminist/SJW: "IF SHE WAS RAPED, THEN SHE WAS RAPED! YOU RAPE APOLOGIST! FIND THIS GUY'S NAME AND BOOST IT! I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO EVIDENCE! HE'S A RAPIST!
Person 2: How is doxxing and threathening this guy going to help? You can't intimidate someone that didn't do anything wrong.
Feminist/SJW: RAPE APOLOGIST! TUMBLR IS GOING TO HEAR THIS!
Person 1: *to person 2* The echo chamber effect is in full force. They won't listen to you. They only listen to people that only have the same views as them.
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Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...
"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"
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When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face
I need to use the sphincter release chamber.