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Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.
wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess
an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.
pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC
Pawn: *dies of cringe*
A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
Urban Chess is what one is playing when snitching. Urban Chess means someone is informing on activities others in the community turn a blind eye to, for their own reasons.
Darrel: "Dashawn been playing urban chess with the police again"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"