The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.
Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.
The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.
Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy
The quick relase you need before you go to work
damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom
"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.
Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."
When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
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chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship
Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!
When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.
"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."