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Jerking off yourself or someone else with raw bacon, then cooking and eating the jizz-covered bacon
My lady gave me a Cincinnati jacket this morning. What a nutritious way to start the day! That's how we do it in Porkopolis!
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When a gentleman reaches in to give a young lady a hug and instead decides to ram his full tongue down her throat. Common trait for males from or residing in the Cincinnati, OH area.
Tommy went to give Hannah a hug on New Year's but she promptly pushed him away after he gave her a Cincinnati Hug.
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When two guys masturbate and, right before climaxing, line their dongs up so as to shoot their load into each others urethra.
Tad tried to give me the cincinnati swap last night but i dont think i can fit all his cum in my weiner.
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1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
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Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
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When a man has a erect penis he straps it down with his belt and covers it with his shirt to hide it.
The boy in school needed to hide his boner so he administered the Cincinnati Belt Buckle.
A Cincinnati Mud Whistle is when you shove the top part of a bottle into a girl's ass and she farts. The fart blows air into the bottle making the whistle sound. While doing this she must wear a train conductor's hat.
I met this girl down in OTR who let me give her a Cincinnati Mud Whistle with a Moerlein bottle I picked up in the alley. She said it wasn't going to be wet but she lied.
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