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Dick Clark

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

by Mr. Speech Impediment July 7, 2010

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Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"

"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **

by cappie2000 March 31, 2022


mac clarke

High key sexiest person alive. Anyone would like to smash him. He is very yoked. Very smart very nice very handsome and big ass dick.

Mac Clarke is fucking hot.

by Mc519 November 17, 2017


eddie clarke

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke

I love eddie clarke he is amazing

by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020


dodie clark

a british music artist who can make music about anything

She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain

She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts

Her most popular song is her sing about wanking

Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive

Mom: why are you watching what look porn

Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you

Mom: um what the hell

by Wesiswes December 3, 2021


Laike Clark

Laike Clark: a fucking fan. The ultimate definition of a fan. To go into depth, He is a peasant.

Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?

girl 2: UHM who?

girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-

by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021


stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.

That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019