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When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark
Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!
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High key sexiest person alive. Anyone would like to smash him. He is very yoked. Very smart very nice very handsome and big ass dick.
a complete icon. the greatest person ever. considers everyone a bestie.
is there anyone more of a legend than teague clark?
This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away
That person is a Megan Clark
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
A Mid Sized Wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized cock up his flubber butt. His Hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of Jiz in his hair.Lastley he Lastley fantasizes of siving his size small penis up ther loose vagina.
Woman 1-Man his hair is course
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
Laike Clark: a fucking fan. The ultimate definition of a fan. To go into depth, He is a peasant.
Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?
girl 2: UHM who?
girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-