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A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.
Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.
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one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.
Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.
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a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!
yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.
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A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him
I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.
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a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THANOS IN THE CLOSET
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A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
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someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.
Stefan is a closet WoWer
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