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To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.
Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.
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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
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to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks
she had cob webs everywhere
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"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."
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A lovemaking move. Possess your woman anally, from behind, getting a good rhythm going. Then when the moment feels right, pull out for a second to reveal a single kernel of corn resting atop your cock.
women love this move.
c'mon baby, how's about some sweet corn on the cob
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A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time
I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe
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A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.
Are you eating my corn on the cob?
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