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Annoying dumb and will make your life hell stay away from Colton’s
A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.
Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.
Colton is the type of guy to like your cousins and siblings.
Guys watch out hide your relatives, its Colton.
Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.
"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.
He is man
WHEEEEEEEEE
He is man
It means a person
Example; Hi Colton
Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
Everyone: omg coltons my best best friend I miss him
Colton: nobody cares about me...