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Annoying dumb and will make your life hell stay away from Colton’s
That one kid who offers ppl chicken. furry. gay.
"DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN????" -colton
"No... furry emo gay"
Similar to the Kyan, Colton’s are playful and rowdy. What sets them apart is that they are rather small and sarcastic. They prefer fighting larger names.
God damit, there’s Colton’s everywhere!
Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass
A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.
Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.