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An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"
A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?
The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.
That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.
To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed
“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”
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When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.
When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.