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Smoking marijuana to the point where you can't smoke anymore.
Jim: Yo, you want this man?
Tino: Nah I'll pass...i'm fully cooked.
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The lead singer of ftsk. Very cool guy. I know him personally. I got a little pissed when I saw some of the negative crap posted on here about him, when those people really have no clue what they're talking about. First off, Jonathan is a GREAT christian and he makes that clear. He doesnt drink or do drugs of any sort either, which is pretty unheard of for a ROCKSTAR. He goes to church consistently and his actions reflect his good character. Second of all, to call him a pedophile is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously? I bet whoever posted that is a pedophile and is projecting or something. Third of all, he's a really smart guy and a good business man. He has a college degree and everything...he's not some garage band musician who just happened to make it big to avoid a life of being dirt poor. He can make it with or without his music. He is a big sports fan, and likes to hunt, etc. He would make an amazing politician...I dont think I know anyone who is a smoother talker than him. All in all, a great guy who puts out equally great music.
Hey look, its the singer of ftsk
Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!
Jonathan Cook is taller than you....
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Canada Cook is when you're at a party and you tell a girl that you're from another country, such as "Canada", to sound more intriguing than you really are.
I think it's about time to pull a Canada Cook
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By far the best American Idol contestant ever-talented, sexy, just amazing in general. His beautiful, raw voice never ceases to amaze me and many others across the nation. He's truly a gift to the music world and will go on to be incredibly successful, as he deserves to be.
When David Cook sang Billie Jean, I think I died and came back to life.
David Cook couldn't have gotten as far as he did without his Word Nerds, his fan group on the American Idol forums.
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Getting coke ready for distribution
I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street
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a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.
Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.
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A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
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