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blow the cork out

You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.

When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.

by arelpee May 16, 2006

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cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close

you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!

by Bert843 June 20, 2007

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people's republic of Cork

Logo often found on T-shirts in Ireland's largest and southernmost county, particularly in its capital city of the same name (pop. c. 200,000). A subtle sign of "The Rebel" County Cork's coming secession from the rest of the island.

Up with the People's Republic of Cork!

by Fearman November 18, 2007

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cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 30, 2011

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Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 18, 2013

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pop your cork

A phrase used to express the good natured willingness of a cowboy to buy the cowgirl a sarsaparilla.

Hey young fillie I sure would like to pop your cork.

I bet that thar one over there would sure like to pop your cork.

Come to think about it I'll have cash in my chips 'fore I can pop your cork.

by Julius Washington July 22, 2006

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cork board me

when someone talks to much u take a shit in their mouth using the shit as a cork. the juicey shit corks up their mouth

u really wanna cork board me? u fuckin fag

by mynikkacruds October 13, 2011

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