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cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 3, 2015


Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023


cosmic splosh

a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket

i was hangin so bad after drinking cosmin splosh last nite. wrod up

by Dman December 2, 2004


Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023


Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024


Cosmic Rust

The transformer's version of Thanos's snap

OK weak protoforms don't bother sentinel or he will use his cosmic rust gun on you,you all know what happened to ironhide.Don't mess with him or you will die like jetfire said:falling to pieces

by Anonymous bounty hunter August 4, 2021


cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2020