could of

mispellation of "Could Have"

*insert chatting here*
*someone says could of*

A widnae could dae that

A Scottish phrase that makes no grammatical sense whatsoever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A mixture of “I couldn’t do that” and “I wouldn’t/be able to do that”

Sammy: “Am gaun bungee jumping oan Saturday, ye want tae come tae?”

Jac: “Naaaaawwwww, A widnae could dae that !! Ad piss ma pants oan the way doon. Fuck that 😩”

Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.

Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

could outrun flash in a race

could outrun flash is a metaphor meaning super fast.

If something could outrun flash in a race it means that they are super fast.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

Could not be identified as toast !

items / specks that cant be identified as toasted bread

im sorry that crum Could not be identified as toast ! , it may have been a from a piece of hot cross bun .

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.