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the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.
Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!
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A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.
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slut. someone who sluts around and sleeps with everybody's boyfriends. she is a home wrecker who needs to be shot in the head. dont go near her or you will catch an std.
That girl Courtney Coyne is such a slut, she slept with my boyfriend!!
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This man is as hot af, and has the best body in the world! Jai Courtney appears as eric from divergent and Kyle in Terminator Gynisis
Jai Courtney is as sexy af, I want his SAUSAGE!!!
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A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.
Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
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When you sneeze when coming up on an intersection while driving, run the red light, and hit another car.
"Dang, I just totaled my car." "How'd you manage that?" "Oh I just pulled a Courtney"
getting tricked into believing your having an internet relationship w/ a made up cyber stripper and then trying to meet her at a fictious stripclub
courtney went to longmont with a bag of carls junior from aurora to give to his ficticious cyber girlfriend becky at her made up stripclub.When he did this he essentially invented the "pulling a courtney"
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