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The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
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food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies
1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!
2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
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To have sex with your teacher to gain extra credit points, thus raising your grade in the class
High School Student 1: Hey, so did you get a B in your math class?
High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!
High School Student 1: Bitch!
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When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.
"Look at her credit card ass. SWOOP"
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A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
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Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.
Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
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A coworker or boss who works harder trying to figure out how to get credit for the work of others, rather than actually working themselves.
That's an awesome idea and at least you won't have to worry about Keith trying to be a Credit Based Entity (CBE) because it's right after yearly reviews and he'll be working from home for next three months.