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The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.
a romance novel-duh!!
anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels
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a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!
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When the pubes of a woman or man have not been trimmed in a long while, and their crotch begins to resemble Sasquatch.
Used primarily as a noun.
"She's hotttt"
"Nah dude... she's got a Sas-crotch".
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(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip
That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.
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A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.
Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.
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Having an excessively hairy groin
i was suckin dick n i got lost in his jungle crotch
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