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Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).
That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!
3👍 10👎
Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum
"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."
8👍 1👎
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?
Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
1👍 4👎
The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
7👍 2👎
When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.
J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.
10👍 6👎
A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.
"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"
56👍 46👎
A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG
You a crunchy ass nigga
6👍 4👎