iron curtain

The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.

Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!

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beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

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rostbeef curtains

another word for vagina lips

roast beef curtains are dank

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purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

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Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.

"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"

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beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

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curtain call

the female version of tea bagging; when a female places her vagina, "meat curtain", on an unsuspecting sleeping victims face.

That party was awesome. I passed out and woke up to hear the girls yelling CURTAIN CALL. I'm never gonna wash this sweet smelling tang juice off my face.

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