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B-Movie Actress of the 1980's and early 1990's best known for her scantily-clad characters and gratuitous nudity, blending a tough persona and ass-kicking attitude with raw sex appeal. The 80's archetype of "tough and sexy", the kind of actress who'd fanboys bow down to and worship at her feet, even licking her boots to pay homage!
Ever see a movie with Sybil Danning in it? That chick filled out a bikini like a friggin' Amazon but I wouldn't get too close, she might cut ya balls off!
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An amazing alcoholic beverage, as follows:
1. A Jagger bomb (A shot of Jaggermeister bombed into a red bull)
2. An Irish Carbomb (A shot of half baileys, half jameson, bombed into a guiness)
3. An American Honey Snakebite (A shot of american honey with lime, chilled)
4. A glass of water.
(1-3 are a race, 4 is sipped. do not repeat until finished with all 4).
It is worth noting that whenever three or more people order Dan shots together, the entire bar frequently turns to watch what is going on.
Dude A: I'm not that drunk.... I only had 4 drinks.
Dude B: Yeah, but they were Dan shots, so that's like 12 or 13 normal drinks.
Dude A: A Dan shot is one drink. I am sober.
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Poker Professional and Genius.
Dan Biringer is one of the best poker players out there.
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Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.
*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
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Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol
"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"
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Lead singer of the popular band Bastille.
"Hey, who's that singing?"
"It's Dan Smith from Bastille!"
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