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After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. (If wearing fightsuits, Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
This is Dairy Dan
A dairy orgasm is when two cows have intercorse and archives orgasm.
Two farmers were watching over their field, they then saw their cows having a dairy orgasm.
When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course
The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.